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[22 Nov 2008|03:23am] So many people...have their problems Im not interested...in their problems I guess ive...experienced some problems But now ive...made some decisions Takes a lot of time to push away the nonsense Take my compassion...push it as far as it goes My interest levels dropping, my interest level is dropping Ive heard all I want to, I dont want to hear any more What are you, in love with your problems? I think you take it...a little too far Its...not so cool to have so many problems But dont expect me to explain your indecisions Go...talk to your analyst, isnt that what theyre paid for You walk, you talk...you still function like you used to Its not a question...of your personality or style Be a little more selfish, it might do you some good 4 Might get what they're after| A polka party for Bob and Martha

[23 Oct 2008|02:12pm] 1 Might get what they're after| A polka party for Bob and Martha

[09 Sep 2008|01:11pm] 150 years ago: abolition of slavery 100 years ago: emancipation of women 50 years ago: interracial marriage and intergration Today: same-sex relationships Why is it that the church always has to be dragged kicking and screaming (by secular outrage) towards the tolerance and compassion that, ironically, it claims to hold a monopoly on? A polka party for Bob and Martha

[29 May 2008|02:35am] Goddamn, well I declare, have you seen the like? Their wall are built of cannonballs, their motto is don't tread on me. Come hear uncle john's band playing to the tide, Come with me, or go alone, hes come to take his children home. A polka party for Bob and Martha

[10 Mar 2008|02:28am] Glaucus atlanticus, pelagic nudibranch (sea slug) Glaucus atlanticus (right, floating upside down) feeding on Portuguese Man O' War (left) A polka party for Bob and Martha

[04 Mar 2008|02:54am] A polka party for Bob and Martha

[02 Mar 2008|02:30pm] So now we fly ever free we're free before the thunderstorm on towards the wilderness our quest carries on far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight deep inside our hearts and all our souls A polka party for Bob and Martha

[26 Feb 2008|03:36am] ""To illustrate this point, one need only look at the biggest gainer in this religious competition -- the unaffiliated group. People moving into the unaffiliated category outnumber those moving out of the unaffiliated group by more than a three-to-one margin. At the same time, however, a substantial number of people (nearly 4% of the overall adult population) say that as children they were unaffiliated with any particular religion but have since come to identify with a religious group. This means that more than half of people who were unaffiliated with any particular religion as a child now say that they are associated with a religious group. In short, the Landscape Survey shows that the unaffiliated population has grown despite having one of the lowest retention rates of all "religious" groups." (source: http://pewresearch.org/pubs/743/united-states-religion) A polka party for Bob and Martha

[10 Feb 2008|04:23am] 2 Might get what they're after| A polka party for Bob and Martha

[23 Jan 2008|01:46am] 10 months whoo! 1 Might get what they're after| A polka party for Bob and Martha

[25 Dec 2007|01:41pm] Nollaig shona duit! 1 Might get what they're after| A polka party for Bob and Martha

[07 Dec 2007|03:54pm] Humans are now one large step closer to producing armies of undead, zombie hordes who live only to feast on the brains of the living and reproduce by infecting non-zombies with their "zombie virus" through their saliva or other bodily fluids. This is thanks to the work of a team of scientists at Ben-Gurion University of the Negev in Israel, who have documented a kind of wasp that zombifies cockroaches. Ampulex compressa enjoys licking pieces of wood, long walks on the beach and necromancy. The Ampulex compressa actually stings a roach twice, once to disable it, and again (this time directly into the brain) with a cocktail of neuro toxins to create a willing slave. The wasp then grabs the cockroach's antenna and walks it "like a dog on a leash", according to Frederic Libersat in this article, back to its evil lair. There, the wasp lays an egg on the belly of the cockroach. When the egg hatches, the adorable larvae then eats the cockroach alive. Once it's done feasting, it weaves a cocoon inside the cockroach, waits a little while, then BOOM bursts out of the cocoon and the cockroach as a beautiful zombie-producing wasp of its own. Who said the story about the ugly duckling was just a fable? The team from Ben-Gurion claims to be able to replicate the effect on a cockroach on their own, AND release the cockroach from the zombie spell using an antidote. Their work has immediate implications for understanding how chemicals influence creatures' behaviors. The family of Katie Holmes has also expressed interest in securing some of the team's antidote. A polka party for Bob and Martha

[06 Dec 2007|01:38pm] Sloth Saiga Antelope Long-breaked Echidna Jaguarundi Hedgehog 2 Might get what they're after| A polka party for Bob and Martha

[30 Nov 2007|04:08am] A polka party for Bob and Martha

[15 Nov 2007|07:06pm] A polka party for Bob and Martha

[04 Nov 2007|10:58pm] We set sail at half past four Looking for a new tomorrow Don't know when we're coming home So we drink and we dance and we drown our sorrow We don't know what there lies in store But it's better than this, that's why I'm willing To stake my claim on a foreign shore With me spoons and me fiddle and half a shilling They've dreamt a place and I know it's true Where the dolphins play and it's always sunny They dance around in the old true blue That's what you do but you make more money I must be off by morning's light, I can hear our bosun's whistle blowin One more kiss and one more fight And one more song while the beer is flowing When the sky is grey look out to sea When the waves are high and the light is dying Well raise a glass and think of me When I'm home again boys I'll be buying A polka party for Bob and Martha

[26 Oct 2007|03:18am] A polka party for Bob and Martha

[09 Oct 2007|03:00am] 3 Might get what they're after| A polka party for Bob and Martha

[20 Sep 2007|03:45am] thank GOD no one remembered it was international talk like a pirate day 2 Might get what they're after| A polka party for Bob and Martha

[30 Aug 2007|11:37pm] Even the rats know that trouble's gonna come To the edge of the city, see the little guys run I hear Spring's nice in Canada Maybe the men up on Capitol Hill need a little less Jack and a little more Jill You can have my stereo Even though the race may never be won I can lay like a dandy, get heavy in the sun take a love song and beautify I hear the words but the meaning gets lost Its a game, it depends on who the ball gets tossed Its the same ball anyway You're tuggin' me now, cut me lose or take me on You can pray, you can play the piper all night long That's some good home cooking Even though the race may never be won I can lay like a dandy, get heavy in the sun take a love song and beautify A polka party for Bob and Martha

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